sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

jadeallencook asked: I can't put my finger on what exactly it is about you, but I find you unremarkably adorable. When I think about growing old with someone, I hope it's someone like you.

this is literally the most adorable thing someone has ever said to me omg